page 1, somewhere over the rainbow

last night i saw one of the greatest and truest statements ever made by tv on a skittles ad. i never watch tv, so i consider this a special message from the gods, just for me. 3 people are sitting on a rainbow eating skittles. one guys says "hey you guys, what if this rainbow isnt really here? what if its just in our imag..."
a trapdoor opens in the rainbow beneath him, and he plummets beneath the scornful glares of his companions, who go on calmly eating skittles.
i hate tv, but now and again they say something pretty smart. if you look for the flaw, you will find it. if you insist its too good to be true, it will cease to be. you can wish a thing out of existence as easily as in.
here is page 1 of my novel. you cant really read it, but you can kind of bask in it. i can anyway.