dead man's wheelchair

Apparently we are still looking for contributors to this event. We do actually have a wheelchair and each piece has to make use of it somehow, but it does not neccessarily have to represent a wheelchair within the piece. If any of my calgarian readers have a performance art piece, poem, rant, song, dance etc. that they would like to perform in 2 weeks time, get back to me asap.
I would also like to take this moment to acknowledge jeremy's contribution. The subheading "a vehicle for expression" was originally his idea, as "a vehicle for story". Alas that he is likely to make no further contribution due to his vehement dislike of the organizers.
Tough titty, I guess. Anyone else want in?